If you enjoy roller coasters but wish they lasted for weeks at a time, then the Glomar Worker is the vessel for you! This charming little offshore adventure ride offers nonstop motion, so if you’re prone to seasickness, consider this your free weight-loss program. The back deck occasionally moonlights as a swimming pool—whether you want it to or not. The gym? Let’s just say if your fitness goals involve lifting morale rather than weights, you’re in luck. But fear not! The newly improved TV room is a saving grace, offering a cozy spot to escape after shift. Overall, if you’re looking for comfort, stability, and gourmet cuisine, look elsewhere. But if you fancy an unpredictable adventure with a side of questionable food, welcome aboard!